What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 05:37
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??